College Application

I am the most interesting girl in the world. I don't usually drink pop but when I do I prefer Vanilla Coke. I can kill 2 stones with one bird. In times of dire need it is not Batman they call, it is me. I can beat Chuck Norris. I once killed a wolverine, and then used CPR to bring him back to life.
Swag is for boys, class is for me. I don't walk away from explosions; explosions walk away from me. I speak fluent French in Russian and I have beaten Skyrim 3 times. The Leprechauns look for me. Often the Sun watches me rise in the morning. I am the last Jedi.

The Russians fear me. The East Indians trust me. And the Africans adore me.

I have created quite a few small websites that perhaps you have heard of: Goggle, Facebook and Twitter. I helped Martin Luther King Jr. right his speech and I single-handedly ended WW II.   

I have been on the cover’s of Seventeen, National Geographic, and People, all white eating a turkey sandwich.

Mondays I go for a light jog around the world finishing off with a hike up Mt. Everest. Tuesdays I raise the Titanic to go for a pleasure cruise across the Atlantic. Wednesdays are my relaxation day, I enjoy taking bubble baths and swimming with the sharks of Hawaii. Thursdays I end world hunger. Finally Fridays I travel to Egypt and aid Brendan Fraser in killing any awoken mummies.  A shark once bit off my right arm, but a sowed it back on. I have been shot at, but caught the bullet with my teeth.

When in Rome, they do as I do.
I once drew a picture on the back of a restaurant napkin when bored; it is now known as the Mona Lisa. I once sneezed on a canvas; it is now in the Louvre under my artist name Picasso.

I don't sleep with a nightlight, I sleep with a teddy bear. I haven’t read War and Peace, I wrote it. I don’t watch hockey, I invented it.